pet peeve #1: celebrities.
we were driving home the other night and britney spears' new song came on the radio. (i hate that i even know it is by britney spears. and it's been stuck in my head CONSTANTLY lately.)
and tommy said, "wouldn't it be nice if you could just vote some celebrities out of office? like, i'm sorry, britney, but you are no longer famous."
yes, that would be nice. you know what, lindsay lohan? 95% of americans think you are a ridiculous human being. you are no longer famous. bam. hello, kardashians--you are completely worthless celebrities and you must now pay a fine to the rest of the american population for dumbing them down on your tv show. bam.
(wouldn't it be satisfying?)
pet peeve #2: improper uses of quotation marks.
in the elevator at the sevys' apartment building, it says on the wall:
"ASK FOR ELEVATOR KEY TO STOP ELEVATOR" (or something to that effect).
also, this happens a lot on t-shirts and company cars.
"McMillan family reunion 1985"
"The longest race in America!"
"Your best bet for cleaning your windows"
but WHY are those statements enclosed within quotation marks? did somebody SAY it? who said it? why does it matter if somebody said it? WHY DID YOU WRITE THE SENTENCE AS A QUOTE when it clearly is not?
ugh. this is one of my serious editing pet peeves.
post-edit: my friend allison sent me
this website, and it is a PERFECT illustration of what i mean when i talk about improper quotation marks.