13 May 2010

unibrow

this man in my editing class has a unibrow.

i spent a long time trying to figure out why he just looked so . . . weird. (no offense, he just does.) and i figured it out.

it is very distracting.

and you know what? he is MARRIED. he has a CHILD. and he still has a unibrow. what is wrong with his wife? either she has a unibrow too, or she's blind. or . . . she LIKES his unibrow. (horrors.)

those are my highly uplifting thoughts for the day. now i'm off to finish the merchant of venice before my shakespeare class. (so. classy.)

2 comments:

Nathan said...

once in france i got pestered by this little arab girl for being one of "sarkozy's men." (the president of france). she had a unibrow that was literally solid all the way across her head. i thought to myself she was lucky she would be wearing a head covering later in life. but in the end, i thought to myself, if anyone could make a unibrow feminine and cute, she did it.

Elise said...

This is the kind of post that makes my day! :)